Alternatives to the Cubicaller
Here at RingDing Electronics, LLC, we believe that everyone who works in a cubicle should have a Cubicaller doorbell installed on their doorway. Until that time, if you need to visit an officemate who doesn't have a Cubicaller, you can get their attention by:
- Knocking loudly on their cubicle partition
- Rattling their cubicle partition
- Kicking their cubicle partition
- Kicking their garbage can
- Walking right in unannounced
- Tapping the back of their chair
- Tapping them on the shoulder
- Tapping them on the head
- Flicking their ear
- Administering a "wet-willy"
- Stamping your feet
- Shuffling your feet
- Snapping your fingers
- Announcing, "knock-knock"
- Announcing, "ding-dong"
- Announcing, "Hey, insert_name_here"
- Announcing, "yoo-hoo"
- Clearing your throat repeatedly
- Fake coughing
- Fake sneezing
- Hovering over them
- Making a "PSSSSST" sound
- Whistling
- Clapping your hands
- etc, etc, etc...
[NOTE: If you choose to use any of the alternatives listed above, RingDing Electronics, LLC cannot be held responsible for any frowning, growling, or general malcontent displayed by your officemate.]